Simon is 5 years plus 5 months old and he is the funniest kid. Here are some of the things he has said to make me laugh recently!
“Why is it called a toilet if it is not a toy that is lit?”
Me: “First I’ll get you ready and then I’ll help Zachary.”
Simon: “No, first help me and then me and then Mr. Nobody, and then Zachary.”
“I ate Pirate Booty so now I’m a pirate. Arr!”
When I woke him for school in the morning: “It’s as dark as a monkey outside!”
When making a video: “This is Simon dot com!”
“This car is from the 90’s. No, it’s from 2004. Is that a long time ago?”
Me: “I heard someone say they saw a snowflake that looked like…”
Simon: “A hippo on a boat?”
A hippo on a boat? What an imagination!