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Monday, March 4, 2013

Simon Says

Simon is a full blown talker at age 2.5 and he says the funniest things. These were collected over the past few weeks and I’m sure for some of them you had to be there, but I just had to share!


Looking at a picture of Gabbie and Zachary: “That’s not Zachary, that’s me. There is no Zachary. I ate him.”

“Tickle my back.” (points to bottom). Me: “That’s your tushie.” Simon: “no that’s my potty.”

“I had a good day at school Mommy.”

Dave: “Are we going to cut your hair?” Simon: “No, I’m not [name of friend who had his haircut].” Dave: “When are we going to cut your hair?” Simon: “On Friday.”

While I was reading a bedtime story: “Who are you talking to??”

While pretending to read “The Little Engine That Could”: “Once there was a train name Caillou.”

Me: “Who’s your best friend at school?” Simon: “Caillou.”

Me: “Where does Mickey Mouse live?” Simon: “In the castle.”


Tamar SB said...

So adorable!! My nephew is almost 2.5 and his vocabulary and sentences are just adorable! He told my sister a few nights ago that the garbage trucks weren't driving because they were home eating challah and more trash!

Chloe Moon said...

LOL to "Who are you talking to?" Omg...that's pretty cute!!

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Raising Reagan said...

What is it with Caillou? Ugh ... thankfully Reagan has moved into the Disney stage and really hasn't asked for Caillou too much! Thank God!

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WhisperingWriter said...

Ha, too cute!!

Myrna said...

I love these. It should be a feature. Kids are so funny.

Breenah said...

I adore posts like these.

Annie One Can Cook! said...

SO sweet--I was having a bad day and this really turned it around. He is so adorable!!

Kera @ Nugget On A Budget said...

Awe! I love the one where he called his tushie his "potty". LOL! I'm looking forward to hearing the things Sofia says when she can talk more. Right now, it's funny just watching the things she does sometimes. Simon is the cutest 2.5 year old!

Leslie @ Violet Imperfection said...

Hahahaha! So cute! We watched Caillou for about 2 minutes and I changed it. No thank you! LOL

Mel@Mellywood's Mansion said...

Lol adorable, it's such a fun age.